Thoughtful Redirect

The Riot is Moving

2009-02-10T11:47:00.001-05:00

Thoughtful Riot will now be available at http://ThoughtfulRiot.com and http://ThoughtfulRiot.blogspot.com

Plz update your links.

"I threw that before I walked in the room!"

2009-02-05T13:34:00.002-05:00

I present to you what is sure to be the greatest movie of 2009: BLACK DYNAMITE!

The Riot is Down pt 2

2009-02-03T09:23:00.001-05:00

More construction. More Star Trek.

The Riot is Down

2009-02-02T09:28:00.002-05:00

Yes, I know that my site has been wonky over the past few days. I'm switching up the look of the site so there's some content missing and the look changes from time to time. Sorry. As an apology, please accept this gift of excellent Star Trek editing.

Be Back Soon!

Bite Sized Composition 17

2009-01-31T12:42:00.000-05:00

Featuring Miss Dawn Papuga!

Whatchu lookin at?
Got one thing to say to you.
Thhhbpppbbppppppppp (continue for 5 syllables)

Kitty tongues aren't cute!

It's a soul reaving device!

Soulz taste like chicken

Bite Sized Composition 16

2009-01-30T09:52:00.003-05:00

Excellent.... Good.... good....
It goes according to plan
The cuteness shall rise

Bite Sized Composition 15

2009-01-29T12:00:00.006-05:00

Hey there little guy
Your a vicious little one
Please don't eat my cat

Its quiet out here

The reverberating peace
This tranquility

Hey there little guy
Your a vicious little one
Don't eat my robot

Verisimilitude
Slight veridicality
A semblance of truth

A long long time ago
In a galaxy far far....
O, wait a second

A thousand furlongs
Of sea for just an acre
of cold barren ground.

Am I going home?
I don't know where this will lead
But god go with me

Whats with these huge wings
They seem like a little much
There's no air out here

Snow Day Composition

2009-01-28T09:22:00.002-05:00

Immortality

Ensconced in oil and placed
Just out of my reach

Compositional Return

2009-01-27T09:26:00.006-05:00

A rough few days? To be sure. Thanks to everyone who helped me through a very rough time. Thanks also to everyone who reads ThoughtfulRiot for being patient with the lack of updates. But now I'm back and itching to do some writing. Here we go!

Your making this hard.
I'm being nice to robots
Stop shooting at me

My companion cube
Who needs cake when I have you?
The cake is a lie.

My sanctuary
A little place I can go
Finally, home.

Its a privilege.
An honor to fight and die.
Give yourself over.

I want you to know
I'm sorry. For everything
I owed you better

Hello luchador

Show me your flip maneuver!
Show me.... SU FUEGO!

Yes, it was worth it
I will never be the same
But O the music

Come on with this, man

Lets go to Boston, you said
We'll have some clams! Peh.

Technical Difficulties 6

2009-01-26T09:17:00.001-05:00

Technical Difficulties 5

2009-01-25T09:12:00.001-05:00

Technical Difficulties 4

2009-01-24T09:11:00.000-05:00

Technical Difficulties 3

2009-01-23T09:09:00.001-05:00

Technical Difficulties 2

2009-01-22T09:24:00.000-05:00

Technical Difficulties

2009-01-21T09:20:00.000-05:00

Rough week. Have some House.

Wills Random Twitter Contest Results!

2009-01-20T10:01:00.003-05:00

Folks, the first ThoughtfulRiot contest was a great success! I put out the call for people to take a picture of themselves in a cape and send it to me. That they did. There were some great entrys, but there was one that was high and away the winner. Selected by you, the readers, the winner is....

Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, the one and only @rjdlc aka The Linux Avenger and Tux!
His bounty will be a Best Buy giftcard! Thanks to everyone for participating and voting for our makeshift heroes. Next month we will have another contest and another fabulous prize.

Bite Sized Composition 14

2009-01-19T09:45:00.000-05:00

There is a hard rain
Coming to wash this away
To leave a new life

Weekend Viewing: Colbert and His Business

2009-01-18T09:34:00.000-05:00

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Godless Killing Machines

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

A Colbert Christmas: Peace, Love and Understanding

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Mayo Kitchen

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Stephen Wants an Emmy

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

Weekend Viewing: Jonathan Coulton

2009-01-17T08:54:00.000-05:00

What is Lunchbox Reading?

2009-01-16T08:46:00.007-05:00

Today Weather.com has informed me that i traveled to work in air that was -6 degrees. Sounds bad right? Windchill. Lets not forget windchill. With that? -23. To say the least, this is stay inside, under a blanket, with a good book. Not sure what to read? No worries, Lunchbox will take care of you.

What I'm reading right now:

Thor, Vol. 1 (v. 1)
by J. Michael Straczynski (Author), Olivier Coipel (Illustrator)
In my opinion J. Michael Straczynski is one of the best comic writers of our generation. This book is no exception. There is excellent action, brilliant insight and fantastic humor alongside beautiful art by Olivier Coipel. Go. Buy. Now.

The Areas of My Expertise
by John Hodgman (Author)
While I am currently reading The Areas of My Expertise, to be fair, this is my 24th or 25th time through the book. Informative and hilarious Mr Hodgman is truly some kind of wizard.

American Lion: Andrew Jackson in the White House
by Jon Meacham (Author)

Andrew Jackson? Thats right. One of the baddest motherfuckers to ever hold the presidential office. He's on the 20 dollar bill for a reason. The first presidential assassination attempt was against him. Did it work? No. The assassins guns misfired and Jackson beat him up with a cane. Who had Jackson's back in the fight? Davey Crockett. Jackson fought 13 duels, mostly about his wife's honor. One particular duel, Jackson was so pissed he let the other man shoot first. The other man did, in fact, shoot first. And then again. Did it work? No. Did the other man die? Yes.
Andrew Jackson. Bad motherfucker.

Tao Te Ching
by Lao Tsu (Author), Jacob Needleman (Introduction), Gia-Fu Feng (Translator), Jane English (Translator)

This book is a great little guide for life. Ive been reading this book for years. I never really stop. Its something to return to again and again. Fantastic book. I recommend it to everyone.

A few that I've Read:

High Fidelity: A Novel
by Nick Hornby (Author)

If your a man, read this and understand yourself better. If your a woman, read this and understand men better. One of my all time favorites.

Ender's Game
by Orson Scott Card

This book is a classic for a reason. The book is spectacular and the audiobook is excellent as well. If you haven't read it, go and get it.

Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly
by Anthony Bourdain (Author)

If you've worked in or around the restaurant industry, if your considering working in the industry and if you know anyone who works in the industry, this book is for you. Bourdains love of cooking, rollercoaster life and unique style of writing made for a fantastic read.

Kingdom Come
by Mark Waid (Author), Alex Ross (Illustrator)

An all time classic for DC. Great writing from Mark Waid and stunning art by the one and only Alex Ross, this is a great example of why comics can be considered art.

Bite Sized Composition 13

2009-01-15T08:34:00.000-05:00

Hiding from it here
Hiding my little world
I'm hiding from what?

Consolidated Collaboration Composition

2009-01-14T08:16:00.005-05:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, Once again I am honored to have one of my fellow Pittsburgh bloggers haikuing with me today. She's the author of Burghbaby.com. I'm very pleased to have @BurghBaby with me on this post. This time we are mixing it up a little. The first 4 images you see were selected (and I beleive taken) by BurghBaby herself. (As usual BurghBabys haiku are in red)

Stop. Brake. Stop. Stop. Stop.
It's a tunnel, can't go fast.
Stop. Brake. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Wait. Are you ok?
Wait. Are you holding your breath?
Wait. I'll do it too.

City lies in wait
Is it a Superbowl year?
No sleep 'til Tampa

Here we go Steelers
They are more than just a team
The Steelers: Gods team

Wash wash wash the dirt
Not enough water, can't clean
the kid snot off the red ball

Little tiny orb
Small soaked beacon of joy
Dude, my dog loves you

His ghost watches on
Knows Bin Laden still walks free
Will Obama make it right?

Names of honored dead
It still burns; these old, deep wounds
The scars never fade

I'm left all alone
No sunshine, water, nor soil
I miss all my friends

It's like every time
Feel like I'm stretched paper thin
Can't we just be free?

Snot, poop, tears, and cries
I am ready for it all
I will tie him up

Damnit Superman
Stupid invisible jet
Where did I leave it?

Broken forever.
These angel wings will not work.
Am I bound for hell?

Cherish these echos
Sorrowful cocophany
Of who I once was

I've a secret, shhh,
Do not tell what you have seen.
She'll never guess it.

That light is still there
The tiny spark in your eyes
But is it for me?

The Inaugural "Wills Random Twitter Contest"

2009-01-13T08:35:00.006-05:00

2 or 3 days ago I sent out the call on Twitter: Wear a cape. Take a picture. Send it to me.

While the entries were sparse, they were awesome. Lets have a look:

First up we have the enigmatic Canadian and fan of the Wrestling Mayhem Show: @Wrestlefan2000. here he is sporting a dramatic backlight with a sleep black cape (cowl removed).

Next up is the one and only @rjdlc seen here showing his love for alternative OS. With his sidekick Tux, Rob fights for the right to eschew commonplace villains like Windows and OSX. Metal.

Next up is A man, A plan, An @UncleCrappy. He appears here as BuckEye man! Defender of the flat, arid plains of Ohio. Champion of Ohio State and all that dwell within her! Most Excellent!

Finally we have Mr Scott Sweep aka @scottsweep aka Snuggieman! I was informed by Mr Sweep that he could have been decked out in full princess regaila for this image, but it would have involved the waking of his young daughter. While sad to not see such a sight, Mr sweep gets extra points anyway.

The Prize: For being awesome, all contestants get a custom haiku by yours truly. Send me an image, and ill craft a haiku for you and you alone. There will be a grand prize winner as decided by you the reader! To the right you will see a poll asking who you think makes the best makeshift superhero. Winner gets a giftcard based on your location (wrestlefan is in Canada. Or texas, I forget half the time and he lies to me the other half)

The Why: Why did I ask random people to take pictures of themselves in makeshift capes and send them to me? 1. Why not? 2. Its fun, random and irrevrent. 3. Wanted to have a contest. 4. We're the adults now and we get to decide what that means. I was inspired.

Thanks to everyone who participated:) If you missed it, dont worry, there will be another contest next month.

Technological Consolidation Competition

2009-01-12T09:12:00.006-05:00

I recently entered a haiku competition at ThinkGeek.com. Here are the fruits of my literary labor.

Mp3 Player
I ended up with a Zune
Save me from the fail

Hello there MacWheel
Whats that? You have no Keyboard?
Yeah. Good luck with that.

No, cant find a Wii.
Cant afford a PS3.
X-Box by default?

Ok, Vista Sucks.
Xp sucked too remember?
Did ME suck too?

Coding and coding
Coding and coding and still
Thats right. More coding.

One zero zero
Zero one one zero one
Zero one one one

Vista? Mojave?
Windows 7? Whats that now?
Still running Linux.

Welcome to ThinkGeek
You will give us your monies
Call 1-888-GEEKSTUFF

Weekend Viewing: Welcome to the Wrestling Mayhem Show Pt. 2

2009-01-11T09:10:00.001-05:00

Weekend Viewing: Welcome to the Wrestling Mayhem Show Pt. 1

2009-01-10T08:58:00.000-05:00

A Very Special Consolidated Composition

2009-01-09T13:50:00.002-05:00

Ladies and Gents, I'm very pleased to have this guest haikuist (haikuer? Haikuigist?) this week. You know her and you totally do not know her. I'm very proud to share my blog with the wonderful @JanePitt aka PittGirl!
(PittGirls haikus in red)

I heard that Pittsburgh
Has unexpected weather
But this is just nuts.

-Or-

I’m royally screwed
Because I once heard it said,
Pigeons love apples.

PittGirl haikuing?
What should I get for her?
I got it! Apples!

‘dis my sexy pose.
I know what you are thinking,
And it rhymes with “nrowr.”

Well hello there
Spiderman isn't afraid
To show hes the sex

Can you stop screaming?
It’s not that big of a deal.
So you ate some poop.

-Or-

After you calm down,
And stop your crazy screaming,
I can has carrot?

Scuse me waiter.
first the heart in the sugar
Now this? Delicious.

Do you see like me?
I see life and colors here,
With my eyes and heart.

Its time for the game
Traffic insane for hours
Totally worth it

My stomach just called.
I’m not saying you can’t cook,
But it was screaming.

Digital take out
Why did I get dialup?
It takes forever

When I am with you
I don’t much mind the rain, but
My bum is soggy.

This sweet warm rainfall
Isn't sweet or warm at all
But with you, heaven.

A moment of peace.
There are answers to be found.
My bum is soggy.

What the hell happened?
One minute I'm in the barn
and then, Bam! Pow! Sand!

This is the picture
That will prove once and for all
PittGirl Cant haiku

O I disagree
These PittGirl haiku right here?
Pretty damn awesome.

Bite Sized Composition 12

2009-01-08T10:25:00.004-05:00

Little metal friend
Your not so bad after all
and you poop tinsel

-or-

Hm. This lol cat thing
Might have gone a bit too far
Writes his own captions

Little bit of you
In my tea every morning
Makes the whole day sweet

-or-

Um, waiter? scuse me?
I found this in my sugar.
Inch High Private eye?

-or-

Hes got a small crush.
Teeny little Super Guy
Love notes everywhere

The Consolidation Pt. 12

2009-01-07T10:54:00.003-05:00

Your an idiot
Of course I'm like Sherlock Holmes
What was your first clue?

Hi Wonder Woman
How's crime fighting working out?
Still being awesome?

Its still in my dreams
I'm puffin on the ashes
Of a hated friend

Hey there Spiderman
Get your freak ass off the couch
The city need saved!

-or-

Wanna go outside?
Spidey wanna fight Venom?
Fine. Stay there, that's cool.

Welcome to Pittsburgh
It kind of sneaks up on you
But its breathtaking

What was I thinking?
This was such a bad idea.
Where did my shoes go?

Why yes, this is mine.
I keep it my treehole
Now hold the nuts still.

Thats right bitch, Sega.
Its gold and belongs to me.
Thats right, be jealous.

Bite Sized Composition 11

2009-01-06T08:32:00.001-05:00

Hey man! Look at me!
I'm adorable! Theres snow!
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?

Bite Sized Composition 10

2009-01-05T10:02:00.004-05:00

Tiny little Orb
Little piece of childhood
Beautiful and thin

O Miss hot and cold
I love you. Your not so bad.
Keep my on my toes

That would be your tail
That thing your attacking there?
Yeah kitty, that's just you.

My little island
No turning back now my friend
Enjoy the beauty

Get off my sky lawn!
Where are your dragon parents?
Your so in trouble.

Bite Sized Compositions 9

2009-01-05T10:00:00.002-05:00

Where pain goes to die
Where despair meets its ending
You will find me there

Bite Sized Compositions 8

2009-01-04T00:02:00.001-05:00

I don't care what you
do with the rest of your life
Just kiss me. Right. Now.

Bite Sized Compositions 7

2009-01-03T10:36:00.001-05:00

This job aint so bad

Gotta keep the helmet on
But lots of time off

New Years Composition

2009-01-02T08:54:00.008-05:00

A new year, a new group of haiku. This group has a few bonus haiku from everyones favorite literary Yinzteamer, Dawn Papuga.

Hey dude, are we lost?

Damnit man! We're not lost, just
Not sure where we are

"How about now, Dad?"

NO STOPPING FOR DIRECTIONS!

"....Mom never gets lost..."

I'm a gentleman
I'm a cock of some breeding
Buh-KAA! Distinguished.

I don't *cluck,* Mossieur...

My daybreak alarum sounds

of silver trumpets.

Waited a lifetime
for you to come and save me
Please come and save me

I can see me now

Inside out transformation

It wasn't for you.

Ive been here before
and I will be here again
Damn time-space bullshit

There's something creepy

'Bout a room you can't stay in

Even when you want

What? What do you want?
Even deranged mercs need some
sweet marshmallow time

No, im not happy
I have to free this city
but who will free me

I'm a lizard man
But it doesn't bother me
Work with what you are

New Years Resolutions Pt. 2

2009-01-01T10:42:00.000-05:00

Some new years resolutions as expressed in Webcomics. This entry? http://threepanelsoul.com

Save some monies.

More bacon. because what unfortunate days events are not made gladder by bacon.

Elimination of the ursine threat.

Less drinking.

More sleep.

Back to New Hampshire.

yeah.... this one.

More sushi.

More productivity.

Enjoy my kitty.

Happy New Years Everyone!

New Years Resolutions Pt. 1

2008-12-31T09:28:00.006-05:00

Some new years resolutions as expressed in Webcomics. This entry? http://xkcd.com

More violence, but only with a purpose

More adventure.

More LolCats.

Try and sort this one out.

Get more hats.

This.

Remember my dreams.

Belabor to keep alive in my heart the little spark of celestial fire known as nachos.

Caring for my friends loved ones.

Finish the fucking Enders series by Orson Scott Card.

More Katamari.

The Consolidation Pt. 11

2008-12-29T09:21:00.003-05:00

I hate.... Wait a sec
You aren't even a robot
Paper manifold!

Whats with your back, man?
I mean, yeah your imposing
But damn man, that's gross

Miss Irene Adler
To Sherlock she was always
The only woman

Kitty has new toy
Christmas was good to kitty
Feed her when she wants

Theres blood on the ice
and the mustache is enraged
One less hockey mans

In brightest day, in
Blackest night, No evil shall
escape my sight. Bitch.

I was made for this
For this destiny, this war.
It will end with me.

Do you see that thing?
Beautiful, but I'm worried.
It just might end us.

Happy Holidays From Thoughtful Riot

2008-12-23T14:09:00.007-05:00

Its that wonderful time of year again, The Holiday Season. It isn't a time for strife or for arguing, but a time to come together. A time to think of those that we love, to enjoy life for what it is and for what it could be. Its a time to miss those that have left us and to love those who are still here. A time to be family. Not just parent and child. Not just brother and sister. But all of us, everywhere. We are all the same. We are all family.

My gift to you is a bit of art Ive found focused on the holidays. At the end of it all there are a few special haiku for everyone. Enjoy.

Snow covers the ground
As we all join together
The love will still rise

Together we thrive
Together we will endure
Together we live

The warmth in our hearts
Is greater than anything
Love. Is all we need.

A merry Christmas
and a happy Hanukkah
And Kwanzaa to you

Happy Holidays Everyone!

The Consolidation Pt. 10

2008-12-22T09:18:00.004-05:00

Well aren't you fancy
Don't trip you metal douche bag
With your big tall self

Ray, listen to me.
When someone asks you if you're
A god, you say "YES"!

I havent been here
At least not for a while.
These memories burn.

Please, cover its face.
Her time is short. Its over.
Time to say goodnight.

Scuse me, Mistah J
Um, I was just wonderin
A little smooch huh?

-or-

Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha-O, um. Hi Harl.
Um, this is awkward.

Battered and beaten
Ms. Hudson makes great tea
My mind languishes

-or-

Violence returns
Back upon the violent.
And the schemer falls

-or-

One important thing
Has happened the last three days
And that is nothing

Welcome to my home
I haven't been here in years
I'm glad to be back

Good work, Mister Stark
Captain America: Dead.
The world: Overrun

You failed big this time.
Thor is back. He hates you.
Good work Iron Man.

I'm Saint Nicholas
South pole isn't big enough
I'm out conquring

The Consolidation Pt. 9

2008-12-18T09:30:00.006-05:00

What the? What happened?

Robots? Avenger robots?
My hate is epic

GIANT CRAB! O MAN!
I don't even like seafood!
Jesus that things huge!

-or-

They had had enough.
It was a time for revenge.
The Red Lobster wars

I know where she is
Hiding there in the shadows
Waiting, rocking out.

Gotta go Spidey.
You're a hero and that's great
But get the fuck out.

-or-

Man, This is awesome.
Spidermans helping me move
HEY! Get back to work!

Ohai! How are you?
It's ok, we are ok.
We're friends. We get by.

I remember you
It tugs at something deep inside
Echoing whats lost

Yes! I shall have thee!
My lack of thumbs is nothing!
Felis eduro!

It's quiet up here
This cacophony of noise
Cannot touch me here

Me likes rasp berries
Theys sweet on my tounguhlies
Nom nom nom nom nom

Everyone hustles
Everyone has thier dutys
Death is no different

-or-

Even Sith must work
Sith children get grounded too
No force! Mow the lawn.

To stand there with you
It's a simple thing to want
Where's my umbrella?

Nerdcore Could Rise Up....

2008-12-15T09:19:00.006-05:00

Thanks to Sarah Madia for getting me the hookup, to Veronica Eisert for the photos and of course, To Damien Hess AKA Mc Frontalot, YT Cracker and Mc Lars for the awesome interviews.

Which Mc Was That?

2008-12-11T19:25:00.008-05:00

His name? Damien Hess AKA Mc Frontalot. His game? The sweetest Nerdcore that your ears can handle.

I stand 77 feet tall, I’ve got eight balls, and all of y’all are subject to my thrall. - Braggadocio

The originator of the term Nerdcore and considered by many to be its Godfather, Damien Hess AKA Mc Frontalot considers himself the world's 579th greatest rapper. A native of San Francisco, Hess started as a simple code monkey like you or me. He has since skyrocketed to dizzying heights and he has done it strapped to the rocket known as Nerdcore. Preforming at Penny Arcades annual convention PAX, Acquiring attention on a national level with old fashioned paste and paper tomes such as Newsweek Magazine, New York Times, Wall Street Journal and most important of all; Wired Magazine. All in a days work for the The man who says of himself:

Soundly situated in obscurityland, famous in inverse proportion to how cool I am, and should I ever garner triple-digit fans you can tell me then there’s someone I ain’t indier than. - Indier Than Thou

The point? Mc Frontalot will be performing here in Pittsburgh Pa on Saturday, Dec 13th at Garfield Artworks. Frontalot is on the bill with fellow Nerdcore rappers MC Lars and YT Cracker
Doors are at 7 pm. It promises to be an excellent show. Myself, @V_Rock, Sarah Madia of Geekstar.com and Chachi of Chachisays.com will all be there. I will also get the opportunity to interview Mc Frontalot so if you have any questions please let me know!

BE THERE.

Bite Sized Compositions 6

2008-12-11T12:21:00.006-05:00

Just a few today.

Ok. There we go

You're a lucky little bear
Thought we had no chalk

Wait. Did you see it?
A love letter written there
A letter to night

-or-

Maybe we are wrong
Maybe there is something there
Maybe it loves us too

This is what happens
When the war rages unchecked
The war will come home

This cold rain will fall.
It isn't so bad really.
I'm.... I'm used to it.

The Consolidation Pt. 8

2008-12-10T08:54:00.008-05:00

Now look what you've done.

He thinks that hes a real dog
Your fail is my hate.

Did you get more arms?
Nah, maybe im just crazy.
Spidey gets confused.

-or-

I wanna thank you
You really saved this movie
Mister Molina

Batgirl? Here's the thing
How do I put this gently
It's cold. Wear a bra.

This strange artifact
Is it friendly? What was that?
It smiled at me

An east wind coming
It will be cold and bitter
But it’s God’s own wind

A cleaner, better
land will lie in the sunshine
when the storm has cleared

This blessed clean smoke
This cleansing capnomancy
It will always be

A three pipe problem

I beg you won’t speak Watson
for fifty minutes.

The day is too tall
Its too much for us to take
You are not alone

-or-

It'll be ok
I understand. I'm with you.
Everyone falls down

Bite Sized Compositions 5

2008-12-09T13:47:00.004-05:00

I like it up here
I can feel the world go by
My little kingdom

Its that time
The cold encases the world
And we're safe inside

-or-

What do you mean snow?
You want me to shovel what?
Sweet goodness. I'm screwed.

Bite Sized Composition 4

2008-12-08T16:48:00.004-05:00

A special Bite Sized Composition request from @JanePitt

Damn winged plague rats

What new perversion is this?
In the streets no less

-or-

Dude, get off of me
PittGirls right, we are assholes
Especially you.

Bite Sized Composition 3

2008-12-07T09:47:00.004-05:00

Don't you understand?

I have to protect it all
Its all that I have

Bite Sized Composition 2

2008-12-05T10:38:00.001-05:00

Its very warm here

But its beautiful, I think
I cant really tell

Bite Sized Composition 1

2008-12-04T14:38:00.002-05:00

Just wanted some rest
I just needed a moment
Which arrow are you?

Consolidated Composition

2008-12-03T10:31:00.005-05:00

The only robot
That I truly have love for
Podcasting robot

-or-

I do not hate you
The spirit of podcasting
Robots aren't all bad.

Come to me spider
Won you in a poker game
You belong to Doom

Buddha seems happy
Its good, that some things don't change.
That's always a plus

At the bob omb con
Its starts all nice and charming
Ends in a blowup

He still talks to us
Some more bluntly than others
But yes, He still talks

HEY! This shits too big!
HEY! What do you want from me?
I cant wear this out!

Hope is long since dead
Crushed by the Apocalypse
And still, we will rise

There was an Infarction

2008-12-02T17:20:00.001-05:00

Stayed in today. Still not back to 100 percent. What does this mean for you? You get to watch House.

The Wookies Illegitimate and Bastardized Fail of a Holiday

2008-12-01T09:28:00.008-05:00

Well, Thanksgiving is over, November is over and you know what that means; The Wookies LifeDay!!

....I'm sorry, that was inappropriate.

Its Christmas time! I took the last day of my time off of work to put up the Christmas tree. With the help of @V_rock I have assembled the most badass tree ever. Enjoy!

Edit: The spectacular BurghBaby is having a linkothon to show off your Christmas crazy. I think this qualifies :)

NaBloPoMo Day.... Wait, its over?

2008-12-01T09:20:00.001-05:00

Well that was fun. A post a day for a month and I DID IT.

Thank you Stephen.
It was a blast. Lets keep it up shall we?

NaBloPoMo Day 30: Weekend Viewing - Hey, I Remember That Show!

2008-11-30T11:41:00.002-05:00

I am unashamed in my love for this theme song.

NaBloPoMo Day 29: Weekend Viewing - Busta Bus

2008-11-30T11:33:00.002-05:00

NaBloPoMo Day 28: The Consolidation Pt. 7

2008-11-28T09:24:00.000-05:00

You love each other
How could I ever hate that?
You are programmed to.

This is it this time
I know you cant tell from here
The sky is so blue

Is my tiny cow.
And he is my friendly friend
He's a sugarface

It has been so long
I'm still digging my way out
Never stops sucking

Have attained power
Climbed the charred bones of my foes
Now, worship your king.

Ok, now hold still
I know its complicated
Its worse with no thumbs.

Twenty sided love
You hold my fate in your sides
I love you, sort of

No, I like it here
No, I don't think its too cold
Yes, you can go now.

Shes has been waiting
With grace and poise and beauty
Shes has been waiting

NaBloPoMo Day 27: Thanksgiving

2008-11-27T10:17:00.008-05:00

Thanksgiving!

Chris Brogan made the best damn Thanksgiving post I've ever read. It includes Batman, Justin Kownacki and this quote: "Pittsburgh has one of the most vibrant media communities out there. Deal with it."

The Myth About Batman

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

.

NaBloPoMo Day 26: The Consolidation Pt. 6

2008-11-26T12:58:00.004-05:00

Your a big bastard
But i hate you all the same
lay off the RAM chips

I'm adorable
And i bring your snowy end
Love me. I'm fuzzy.

Wait.... Did you hear that?
Something off in the distance
I think its a frog

Too tired for this
This hoodie saps all my strength
Stop taking pictures

Ba na na na na
na na na na na na na
na na na Batgirl!

-or-

The suits on fire
Mr. Wayne? Um, the suit is....
Could you help me please?

Talk of many things
We shall discuss our own deaths
And their instruments

It is exhausting
Inspiring these great works
I'm only a muse

Good morning bitches!
Didn't see me coming right?
I'm a bit shocked too.

NaBloPoMo Day 25: The Second One. After the First One.

2008-11-25T14:49:00.008-05:00

A while back, this happened over on Cynthia Closkeys blog;

Some time back, Andrea of Lip Smacking Wit wrote a post on this meme:

Leave a comment and I’ll give you a letter. Post ten things you LOVE that begin with that letter. Then give a letter to anyone who leaves a comment for you… and the cycle will continue.

Pretty irresistible, is it not?

Why yes, it IS irresistible. So I gave a comment and got a letter. B

Blogging - Ive grown to love this crazy medium especially this NaBloPoMo. Win.
Big Bird - I was a Sesame Street Kid. End of Story.
Bill Shaffer - My Grandfather on my mothers side. He raised me like I was his son. I never wanted for a father because I had him. I love you Pap Pap.
The Burgh - Over the past few years this place has become my home. I love it here. Whenever I need to clear my mind I go up to Grandview on Mt. Washington. I dont care about the weather, thats where you will find me. Standing still and listening to the city breathe.
Battles - As seen on my blog Here.
Beating Smoking - Offically its been 71 days since I've smoked. Ive dremt about it. I've almost broken down and dont it, but I havent had one. My lungs have finally struggled back to thier feet and breathing is much easier. Im glad I did it.
The Blues - Few things in the world are better for what ails you.
Books - I could go on and on about this but I wont. I will just direct you here. And here.
Bed - Man do I love sleeping.
Batman - Do I need to say any more than this?

NaBloPoMo Day 24: The Consolidation Pt 5

2008-11-24T10:48:00.006-05:00

Stop that! Bad robot!

Did I say you could have that?

I hate you so hard.

I have defied death

Walked through the scorched grounds of hell

I'm here. To end you.

Go and kill it son

Go and do what I cannot

Bring me back his head

She waits, breathlessly

Just waiting for what comes next

The world waits for her

When you caption this

and I know youll caption this

Just use little noms.

We've been here now

for around 1200 years

can we go back now?

No, my dear sweet king

You are lost to me, again

I'm lost without you

COME! My Iron Friend!

For great justice! We will fight!

Let the battle RAGE!

-or-

Now, I'm glad Thors back

I get that he was dead, but

Was he this intense?

NaBloPoMo Day 23: Weekend Viewing - The Dew, Aparently

2008-11-23T17:50:00.002-05:00

NaBloPoMo Day 22: Weekend Viewing - Wrestlers are Insane

2008-11-22T20:12:00.002-05:00

NaBloPoMo Day 21: Prop8 Protest

2008-11-21T10:10:00.000-05:00

A little while back I attended the Prop 8 protest here in Pittsburgh. Here is a little coverage.

NaBloPoMo Day 20: Pittsburgh? I'll tell you about Pittsburgh.

2008-11-20T10:08:00.005-05:00

Totally untrue facts about Pittsburgh. Lets Rock!

1. The Pittsburgh Penguins were originally known as the Southtown Stripminers because they were all part time coal miners.

2. The popular fashion trend of wearing giant furry viking like boots actually originated in Pittsburgh when Angelina Jolie was in town filming the illfated "Thor: Daughter of Fate" film. The production was cut short and rightfully so as it followed the short storyline where Thors brother Loki turned him into a woman. Jolie was spotted in public wearing the viking style boots and it was all downhill from there.

3. Pittsburgh was the first town in the United States to have its skyline published in Time magazine.

4. The Pittsburgh Pirates are capeable of winning baseball games.

5. In addition to being the nations 3rd Bloggiest city, Pittsburgh also clocks in as the nations 4th most natural disaster prepared (hurricanes, earthquakes and the like) 2nd for Nuclear attack preparedness and 1st in prepersation for zombie attacks. Fucking zombies.

*The original, full sized Jolie as Thor movie poster is available. If you wanna see it, let me know in the comments.

NaBloPoMo Day 19: Healing Composition

2008-11-19T10:31:00.007-05:00

Thank you for the drink

My little robo butler

Vodka fueled hatered

It goes on and on

Stretches on to paradise

Stretches to my home

-or-

Can you please move it

Its just snow and its outside

Go get milk and bread

Darker without her

A little spark thats missing

But we still go on

One place in the world

The one I truly belong

Is inches from you

Its simple as that

Its standing defiantly

Complicated faith

Sleepycat is bored

With your filthy damn sassmouth

You fail. Move along.

This is beautiful

Doesnt feel like home at all

And yet, I'm still here

Victory is real

and unsung, unrecognized

But still, here we are

NaBloPoMo Day 18: Regularly Scheduled Programing Be Damned

2008-11-18T09:13:00.004-05:00

Today is a very dark day here in Pittsburgh. PittGirl has decided to hang up her keyboard.

I never talked about it much but The Burgh Blog was always one of my top reads. Her "Random N'at" posts were always my favorite.

I'm sorry PittGirl. You will be sorely missed.

NaBloPoMo Day 17: The Consolidation Pt 4

2008-11-17T10:05:00.005-05:00

Got the worst headache

Its my hatred little friend

Tiny steel bastard

There might be hope here

Or we might find our ends there

One way to find out

I'm so content here

Surrounded by my true loves

I am not alone

Jesus your heavy

I'm done drinking with you Juggs

You cant take vodka

We dont talk about

The things that we do and see

Or the lives we take

She came from nowhere

Like lightning in the nights sky

Just as electric

You don't see me here

I will take what I want to

I'm good at my job

It never mattered

But you saved my life that day

And every day since

NaBloPoMo Day 16: Weekend Viewing - It's Always Sunny On Thoughtful Riot

2008-11-16T19:56:00.003-05:00

NaBloPoMo Day 15: Weekend Viewing - The Adventures of Chad Vader

2008-11-15T19:22:00.002-05:00

NaBloPoMo Day 14: Système D

2008-11-14T16:06:00.005-05:00

Système D - Resourcefulness, or ability to work around the system; from débrouillard, one with the knack of making do. A typical phrase using this concept would translate directly to "Thanks to System D, I managed to fix this cupboard without the missing part."

1. When did you last use the edge of a coin (or a knife blade) as a screwdriver?
Taking apart an entertainment center in a parkinglot about 2 years ago with my friend Zeek.

2. When did you last use a wire coat-hanger to break into a car?
It was a long time ago, and it failed.

3. When did you last use food or drink as medication?
Soup FTW! Or Vodka for headaches for the kind of win.

4. When did you last use your cellular telephone as a flashlight?
Everytime I need one.

5. When did you last use a paper clip for any purpose other than to clip paper?
Two weeks ago when i was kidnapped by Austrian rebels. Killed 5 of them with it before i got my hands on one of their guns.

NaBloPoMo Day 13: Another word on Prop 8

2008-11-13T09:37:00.006-05:00

Yesterday I mad a short post about my feeling on Prop 8. I got a warming response that included Mr. John Carman drawing my attention to this: Pittsburgh Rally No On 8!

It at Schenley Plaza in Oakland on November 15th at 1:30. I will be there. Will you?

Not in Pittsburgh but still want to help? Click here.

NaBloPoMo Day 12: The Consolidation Pt 3

2008-11-12T09:31:00.009-05:00

That's right folks, its a marathon week.

Are you serious
Tiny little perversion
Hate. Innovation.

I hate all this rain
It makes my suit all sticky
and symbiotes chafe

Hello El Gato
It's nice to see you today
You're there every day

Damn these little ghosts
The bastards are everywhere
I DON'T HAVE YOUR FRUIT!

From the volcano
From the sands of Tattoine
From the dark. I rise.

Hey Mr. Human
Do you have some sausages
Ya, know.... just wondering

I thought it was done
and yet he comes for me, still
The S will haunt me

Slimy little shit
Teach you to steal our cartoon
I'm a scientist

NaBloPoMo Day 11: The Consolidation Pt 2

2008-11-11T09:40:00.009-05:00

Photos discovered thanks to Rachel of ThatNight.net

Do you remember?
Steve? Used to be on the team?
Yeah well, um, He's back

We've got your shipment
Just a little honey right?
Where do you want it?

I made this album
I was living underground
I think that it shows

Be careful with that
It's very sensitive stuff
My tools of the trade

The time has now come
For the return, the judgment
I am Aquaman

Seriously guys
This isn't necessary
I am not that fast

Its been a rough life
Spent some time up in Sing Sing
Stole a stuffed Clifford

Damn it these shoes hurt
Why on earth did I get these?
European cut

A Word (sort of) on Prop 8

2008-11-11T09:21:00.003-05:00

No. I'm not married. No. I'm not gay. No. I don't care about that. I care about a terrible thing being done. That's it.

And while I'm at it, fuck Rockstar too. Check it out Here and Here.

Take it for what you will, form your own opinions but I wont be buying any more Rockstar. Also, I won't speak for my co-hosts but I personally wont do any more promoting it on The Wrestling Mayhem Show.

NaBloPoMo Day 10: The Consolidation

2008-11-10T09:20:00.008-05:00

Ok, that's helpful

The shovel hand thingie there
I don't hate you less

The Force flows through us

It flows from light to darkness
Locked in its embrace

My form is perfect
My hand is steady and sure
My mind unclouded

-or-

I do not fear death
and I do not limit life
My soul will shine through

I have been locked here

In this life and this battle
But it's all I have

This rain isn't rain

But it is a cleansing calm
From which I will rise

This pain is nothing

Nothing will slow my conquest
I will not be stopped

Sorry about that.

Your a little stuck there huh?
Oops. That's Spideys bad.

You are all I need

All that I've been searching for.
Together, we rise.

NaBloPoMo Day 9: Weekend Viewing - The Frontalot

2008-11-09T10:03:00.002-05:00

NaBloPoMo Day 8: Weekend Viewing - Fight Clubbing

2008-11-08T13:22:00.002-05:00

A few of my favorite fight scenes

NaBloPoMo Day 7: The Lack of Carcinogens in My Lung Region

2008-11-07T08:25:00.007-05:00

Today I am 54 days without inhaling that sweet, sweet nicotine into my lungs and coating my soft tissues with tar and goodness. It hasn't been easy getting to this point. I decided that when I originally quit, I would do it cold turkey. In my opinion, this is the only way to do it. Anything else is a crutch, at least for me. Cutting back doesn't work, because then when that moment of stress and tension comes along, you have all those wonderful long slim and tasty friends there to fall back on. It is too easy.

-Insert picture of me smoking here. I cannot currently find one.-

Do I miss it? yes. Every freaking day. At least once a day I get the urge to smoke a wonderful and succulent Camel Menthol.

O how i miss thee. But Twitter friend and part time superhero @blackthir13en put in a brilliant manner: Today I want a cigarette like I want a baby penguin. I really don't need it I just kinda want one.

Yes indeed. 9 different shades of accurate. That's up there with My bear analogy.

Will I ever smoke again? I really hope not. I miss it, yes, but I don't miss the chest pains, the trouble breathing, the getting winded easily, the general feeling of miserableness and the overall suckass sensation of having to rely on tiny flaming papertubes of death.

No more smoking for Lunchbox. It is, after all, the Jedi way.

Thanks to everyone for their kind words and support. It means the world. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go take up drinking.

NaBloPoMo Day 6: The homework

2008-11-06T10:50:00.007-05:00

Ok. Yes, I missed the homework assignment after clamoring for it to come back. I'm sorry Miss Papuga. BUT there is a new assignment up and I aim to be the first one done! Lets rock!

From Miss Papuga:
Don’t think, don’t weave intricate tales, don’t try to be brilliantly insightful. Just tell me who this is. You tell me as much as your creative mind allows, or as little. Some people’s first instinct when looking at an image is a snowball effect of ideas and stories.

Possible explanations for the young lady in the image:

She is a random drunk wondering around South Side.
She is a robot. Yes she is.
She is a deadly assassin who just killed a whole family.
She is the last person still upset about the Harry Potter series ended and every night she wonders the streets imagining a better ending for the series.
She is Jesus, returned but disgruntled.
Model with amnesia
She is auditioning for Lost in Translation 2: Electric Japanese Boogaloo
Sick Puppy has a daughter and she searches the streets attempting to find her assumed to be father.
Batman is a chick.
She is a tragic case, no memory of her life in Milan and her loving family there. one day she woke up in the united states with only what she had on her and she searches for answers ever since.
Aquaman is a chick and is REALLY lost.
Seriously. Robot girl.

NaBloPoMo Day 5: Yes We Can

2008-11-05T09:08:00.002-05:00

Look what we can do:)

NaBloPoMo Day 4: Making with the Composition

2008-11-04T08:00:00.003-05:00

Good work Disney friend

Be an instrument of hate
Break the little ones

There is always one
Gotta try and be different
Crazy cousin Hank

This was expensive
Looking this good isn't cheap
Fuck you Brooks Brothers

My life is a flash
The little lights are a blur
And yes, I Love it.

Good morning Captain
Glad to see your still with us
Stay on your feet sir

It has been too long
Ive been waiting in the cold
But finally, snow

Its very cold here
But its beautiful, I think
I cant really tell

Not nao plz Hooman
I waz nappin in teh sunz
You stolded mah sunz

NaBloPoMo Day 3: Brews Brothers

2008-11-03T09:00:00.012-05:00

Last night. Well, yesterday. Lets go back a little. I was scheduled to have a meeting with Bethany AKA Mindbling to talk about the launching of an upcoming project. we were gonna meet ar 2:30 for a late lunch and some planning. My day was spent, wrapped in a blanket, half dead and playing WoW. (Server: Gilneas. Character name: Chamrajnagar. Hit me up!)

Around 12 we agreed to push back the meeting to around 4. At about 3:30 I get a call from a VERY drunk Mindbling who is insisting I come to the beer shop "Brews Brothers" Apparently she had been there since 12 and who else was there? Sick Puppy himself of Should I Drink That? I made my way down to the show with @V_Rock in tow. We went from there to a Chinese place to my local pub. How awesome was it? I'll Show you.

It was a blast. Cant wait to do it again!

All Pictures are care of Veronica Eisert.

NaBloPoMo Day 2 - Weekend Viewing - The Force

2008-11-02T10:11:00.002-05:00

A few of the best Lightsaber duels from the Star Wars movies

NaBloPoMo Day 1 - Weekend Viewing - The Blues

2008-11-01T10:21:00.000-04:00

Back to the Composition

2008-10-31T23:23:00.001-04:00

Glad to be back folks. This week I am once again honored to have guest writer Dawn Papuga with me. Just as last time, Her haiku are in red. Enjoy.

WHAT? Seriously!
Why the fuck did you make this?!
Useless and hateful!

Mechanical farce:

Only real rhinos are saved

Endangered robot

I have saved this world
This little corner is mine
But I must do more

Utopian lie

Protective lights char your soul

Freedom has its price

We cannot forget
Why Skywalker is Vader
He did it for love

Like this? No? Like THIS?

Evil incarnate is work.

Take the damn picture!

I planted this tree
To show you that life is more
Then what breathes and moves

All I really want

Is island serenity

This will have to do

-or-

Never seen the shore

A lifetime to travel there

Imagination

It isn't so bad
I'm doing it to myself
Its not my first time

-or-

Hold on. I did what?
Why does this always happen
I must like it her

This was on purpose

I don't really want to go

You wanted a change

Hey. Let me out
Seriously. Im hungry.
I wont eat you....First

Take me with you, please?
Friends come and go so quickly

Just want to be loved

Nothing I wont do
No sacrifice is too great
For those that I love

-or-

Let the darkness come
I will emerge I will thrive
Your end begins now

Ew! It's all sticky!

Spidey Sense is out of whack
Some super power

Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
....Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

Seriously though.

Hey guys.... Um, Hey guys
Guys there are leaves stuck in this
My tongue will free them

I got this for you,

A bit melty and leafy

Five second rule, Mom.

Its Time

2008-10-31T11:23:00.000-04:00

Its time, my friends. Its time.

Tis the season for NaBloPoMo (National Blog Posting Month) and I couldn't be more thrilled. A POST A DAY! Lets do this.

But I don't want to be the only one. O NO! There will be another. I would like to take this opportunity to lay down the gauntlet. To level a dare. To challenge.

Chachi. That's right. The man behind ChachiSays.com. To you sir I say: Lets do this.

I don't think you can do it. I don't think you can rock a blog post a day. What do you say? Can you do it? Will you rise to the occasion? Will you accept the challenge of ThoughtfulRiot.com?

I await your response sir.

The Tin Dispatch Box

2008-10-24T18:19:00.003-04:00

Thoughtful Riot? Dj Lunchbox? Didn't you hear? That guys going on a trip.

Black Sheep Puppet Festival

2008-10-21T14:03:00.000-04:00

Twas the night before Podcamp, Creative minds stirred
A festival happened, Puppets were heard
The Black Sheep Puppet Festival Was in full swing
and Me and The Mayhem Show invaded thing.

Here's how it turned out.

Pittsburgh: Home

2008-10-21T10:00:00.002-04:00

I have a few words about my home, Pittsburgh.

Consolidated Composition: The Return

2008-10-20T10:08:00.007-04:00

After a week or so without, The Haiku have returned! I've been told by more than a few people that they need their weekly Haiku. There are 2 bonuses this week.
1. Extra Haiku. I usually only do about 8 but with the down time, I wanted to try and make up for it. This week, we have 12 pieces of art as inspiration.
2. This week it is an absolute honor on my part to have someone writing guest haiku with me! Many of you know her as @LyriqueTragedy on Twitter. She is the author of 2 excellent blogs, LyriqueTragedyReviews and DawnPapuga.com. She is an incredible writer and a dear friend. Dawn Papuga.

The first Haiku are mine, the second ones (in red) are courtesy of Miss Papuga. Enjoy.

That is disgusting
You depraved little robot
Hate your gummi mess

____________________________

False Polymer God:

Gummi cults have no money
Stupid broke robot.

Laugh now, green robot

Powerless against gummis

World domination

This isn't so bad
Being entirely lost
Blissfully misplaced

____________________________

The lights are too bright

Was seeking serenity

Can't hide in neon

Hundreds of years old
Killed more people than you've met
You still wanna fight?
____________________________

Anger and heartbreak

Someone stole his garden gnome

Same two expressions

She isn't far now
I can feel her like lightening
My queen summons me
____________________________

Hope tethered to string
Others may need you more, but

Can't let go just yet

Do not breathe. Don't think.
Move. Act. Cut. Dodge. Step. Pause. Move.
The dance is nothing
____________________________

My anger bound me

Tried to keep me prisoner

But not anymore

I'll do it today
20 more pounds of birdseed
I deserve this raise
____________________________

Who you callin' "Bird?"

Can't you see my snazzy suit?

Who's the Bird Brain now?

Look, I got you this

It is a little flower
I can has friends now?
____________________________

Look here, Little Guy,

Dragons don't want to cuddle

You're doing it wrong!

It's finally here
Ive been waiting forever.
Time to go Jay Walk

-or-

That took forever
But i finished it at last
So many Legos
____________________________

I ain't scared o' you!

I know what you require

Gulf coast hurricanes

They are our legends

Who we are and who we aren't
They are heroes, All.
____________________________

Our time is precious

We're Super, not made of stone

Can't you draw faster?

Feel the sun rising
The darkness flees in terror
Pain seeps through my bones
____________________________

We're prone and puzzled

Bare trees still cast a shadow

Relative darkness

Dear Captain Caveman
Who gave you authority
Wheres your captains bars

-or-

Dear Captain Caveman
You have now been promoted
General Caveman
____________________________

Caveman-type freak show

Just who do you think you are?

Put some pants on, GOD!

-or-

No, Captain Caveman

You don't control an army

Buy a fucking clue

Say it with me now
That beautiful little word
Whisper it. Shazam!
____________________________

Reanimation

My heart died when I left you

You can never know

On the Horizon

2008-10-20T09:15:00.003-04:00

Folks, I had an amazing time at PodCamp Pittsburgh 3 this weekend. I also have internet back at my home. So, I owe all of you some posts. Here's what you have to look forward to.

More Haiku
Podcamp Pittsburgh 3 coverage
Coverage of the Black Sheep Puppet Festival
Guest Haiku
A few words about Pittsburgh
New battles in the WPXI wars. Next: KDKAs own Jim Lokay Vs Kevin Benson
New songs, photos and art
More untrue facts about Pittsburgh
More guest posts
More Podcamp

Great to be back folks.

Photo care of Uncle Crappy

Tech support is now a smoking crater.

2008-10-14T19:29:00.002-04:00

Hey folks. Just wanted to apologize for the lack of updates. Internet access is extremely limited in my section of life at the moment. I'll update where and when I can. Thanks for the patience :)

-Will

Secret C's

2008-10-08T16:30:00.015-04:00

Hey there little guy
I hate you for a reason
Abomination

We finally made it
Remind me not to let you
Steer ever again

They call him the Saint
There is no one that comes close
He is a legend

Friends, the time has come
There’s nothing that we can do
But stay on our feet

Fucking Mario
He gets a tight blonde princess
And I get death plants

-or-

O Seymore! Feed me!
Wait, I’m not in the right film
Damn mixing mythos

There are answers here
Everybody falls apart
Honor in the fall

-or-

Everyone falls down
When a fall is all there is
Its all that matters

Felt like forever
I finally made it here
What do I do now?

I cant believe it
This big green son of a bitch
Bastard's got no chance

-or-

Hulk no believe it
Tiny hairy man again
Hulk smash him fora good