Consolidated criminal composition  

Posted by Will Rutherford in

I didn't want to do it. I REALLY didn't want to do this. But it seems I have no other choice. At least I can supplement it with some interesting art. Haiku time.

My robot wont stop
Eating everything he finds
I hate you robot

I know what you’ve done
I know what you will do next
Do not question Doom

To One Mr. Stark
You have a drinking problem
Yours, The management

Or

Dear Mr. Tony
You’re kind of a dick. Stop it
Yours, The management

One day, you will see
One day I’ll be as big as
As big as the sky

Yes I'm a Lucha
I just want a bowl of soup
I am on my break

Bred for warm climates
Jungle and desert penguins
Everyone wants one

A Jedi I Am
Judge me by my size do not
Good things, Small package


The Bearing sea knows
Knows nothing of deception
It plans to end you

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2 comments

Hilstarical sir hilstarical!

July 2, 2008 at 10:36 AM

This is one of my favorite posts you've ever done. EVAR! :)

....in fact, I think I'm going to snag this idea for my own post...

Brilliant!

July 2, 2008 at 2:49 PM

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