
Stoke Monkey sees you
Do not resist the monkey
Hes your friendly friend

There appears to be
An abundance of awesome
O wait, that's just us

Guys, look over there
I think we missed something
We were getting drunk

Its adorable
Justin thinks hes a zombie
Sometimes he eats brains
-or-
Have you heard about
Anns new shampoo shes using?
Makes Justin hungry

We are the Yinz team
Amazing, Infallible
Dear god the yellow
-or-
We are the Yinz team
We are better than your team
But not at softball

What did you just say?
Did you just call me a nerd?
How astute of you.

I am on to you
Your not fooling anyone
You son of a bitch

I fucking hate math
I will ruin your science
With claws and anger
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