Return of The WPXI Wars: Round One Jennie Roth v Newlin Archinal  

Posted by Will Rutherford












......................VS....................


Jennie Roth: Superior blogging ability, Spouts web acronyms with the greatest of ease, Amazing Green Tea Cupcakes.
Newlin Archinal: Strange name


The first shot fired in the war of Pittsburgh was fired between Jennie Roth and Newlin Archinal. One late night, sitting at Bar Louie in Station Square, There was a confrontation. When the smoke cleared, there was one clear victor. Miss Roth, sipping a mojito over the fallen form of one Newlin Archinal.


Advantage: Pittsburgh


*None of the events chronicled here actually happened. The people at WPXI are good folk, as are the people of the Pittsburgh New Media community. Its all in good fun folks. Please don't sue me.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 at 10:26 AM . You can follow any responses to this entry through the comments feed .

3 comments

My money is on Jennie. No doubt about it.

August 12, 2008 at 10:58 AM

Finally! A return to an epic war that gripped a city!!!!

August 12, 2008 at 10:58 AM

Was there ever a doubt about the victor in this match. Think not...

August 12, 2008 at 8:08 PM

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