1. Who lets you have your way more than you should?
Probably my boss. But I get the work done, so there's that.

2. According to the cliche, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but what’s the way to yours?
Pleasant conversation.

3. What’s something that should have been put away but hasn’t been?
The man that i have been battling for around 400 years now. We both gained our immortality around the same time and have been fighting ever since. I will have no peace until he is dead.

4. When did you last weigh yourself?
about a week ago. No I wont tell you what it said.

5. What do the cops in the donut shop say?
Ummmm.... Oink oink? Is that what your looking for here? How can we keep the black man down today? Something like that? They are out of glaze so I beat up the owners wife? That might work. Or how about Boy mates, this NWA disk sure is hip hoppity. Lets Jam!