Little metal friend
Your not so bad after all
and you poop tinsel

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Hm. This lol cat thing
Might have gone a bit too far
Writes his own captions

Little bit of you
In my tea every morning
Makes the whole day sweet

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Um, waiter? scuse me?
I found this in my sugar.
Inch High Private eye?

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Hes got a small crush.
Teeny little Super Guy
Love notes everywhere