
Of course I'm like Sherlock Holmes
What was your first clue?

How's crime fighting working out?
Still being awesome?

I'm puffin on the ashes
Of a hated friend

Get your freak ass off the couch
The city need saved!
-or-
Wanna go outside?
Spidey wanna fight Venom?
Fine. Stay there, that's cool.

It kind of sneaks up on you
But its breathtaking

This was such a bad idea.
Where did my shoes go?

I keep it my treehole
Now hold the nuts still.

Its gold and belongs to me.
Thats right, be jealous.
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